Top of the Fox

Like a Pet Dog (to be sung to the tune of Madonna's 'Like a Virgin')

I made it through the winter months

Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how starved I was
Until I met you

I'd have eat-en my feet
I was thin
I was stealing from bins
But you gave me a meal
And it made me feel
Happy and full

Like a pet dog
Fed by a friendly human
Like a pet dog
When you serve me, food from a can

You gave me beef with biscuits

You gave me turkey and rice
Been sitting outside your door
I don't need calling twice

You're so kind
Will you mind..?
If I dig, up your plants and rocks
Cos I must confess...
I love to make a mess
I am still a fox

Not a pet dog....