Introducing....Top of the Fox

Living in the suburbs you see a fair few urban foxes. I've gotta admit I love them with their wily

faces, their bold cheekiness and their determination to survive at all costs - whether that means raiding a bin or snacking on a rat (who knows what London's rodent problem would be like without 10,000 urban foxes patrolling the streets?).

The skinny-looking chancer above visits my garden on a regular basis looking for some food. It's a tough life being an urban fox so I decided he deserved a chicken leg and a soundtrack.  In the first of a series we have:

I Got Some Chips (to be sung to the tune of 'I Saw the Light' by Hank Williams)

I wandered so hungry, stomach empty

I couldn't find nothing for my tea
Then a drunk's dinner slipped through his fingertips
And Praise the Lord, I got some chips

I got some chips, I got some chips
I just can't wait, I'm licking my lips
Now I'm so happy I'm doing backflips
Praise the Lord I got some chips

I was so hungry I'd bitten my tail
I'd even eaten some slugs and a snail
I couldn't stand no more hardships
Then Praise the Lord, I got some chips

I got some chips, I got some chips
I just can't wait, I'm licking my lips
Now I'm so happy I'm doing backflips
Praise the Lord I got some chips