Top of the Fox

Bin-bag (to be sung to the tune of Starman by David Bowie)

Didn’t know what time it was, street lights were glow-o-ing

There were humans that were coming and go-o-ing
Some cat was playing with  frightened mouse, nearly dead he said
Then the humans did seem to retreat
I caught a smell of rotten, week old meat
I started drooling cos I remembered it’s bin night

There’s a bin bag, it’s tied up very neat
I’m going to tear it open,
Spill the rubbish ‘cross the street
There’s a bin bag, waiting just for me
It's my favourite night,
I’m going on a litter spree

Oh humans...
Let the foxes lose it
While you’re having snoozes
Let all the foxes go crazy

My mate Jimbo he heard it was bin night too

He trashed a driveway then covered it in fox poo
I told him Jimbo don’t you let  those humans spot you
Look at their windows you can see their lights
If you wake them they can really uptight
He wouldn’t listen cos he was crazy for bin night

There’s a bin bag, it’s tied up very neat
I’m going to tear it open,
Spill the rubbish ‘cross the street
There’s a bin bag, waiting just for me
It's my favourite night,
I’m going on a litter spree

Oh humans...
Let the foxes lose it
While you’re having snoozes
Let all the foxes go crazy